Bonus post for today. I’ve been slacking on my posts as of late. I’m not sorry about it, I’ve been busy…drinking…and other things. Anyway, this post is going back to late summer. I’ve been putting it off since it is outside of Anchorage. I was down in Seward doing some halibut fishing (see the pictures, we slayed that shit). It also happened to be when the POTUS was cruising around Alaska. It sucked a little bit when we had to wait in the harbor for an hour while my Commander in Chief decided to go out for a little boat ride. This was a free charter fishing trip through the Army’s BOSS program (Better Opportunities for Single Soldiers). It was a 4 day paid trip to Seward for some of the best fishing in the world. Stayed at a military resort they have down there that was decent. My favorite part was the bar (shocking), and the grill your own steak dinner. Fucking money. They just give a big old slab of beef and let you go nuts on the grill while you’re drinking. How awesome is that? It was a 4 day trip that had two days of fishing planned, however day one of fishing was canceled because of weather. So I basically walked around Seward for a couple days trying to hit every bar they have to offer. Mission accomplished. My new friend, Hannah, saw this burger joint on the north side of town so we went and checked it out. Best idea of the weekend (well, other than sneaking a fifth of whiskey onto the boat).
This joint is basically a food truck they built a little wooden shack around. If you don’t like food trucks then I don’t like you. In typical Alaska fashion their menu offers a slew of game meat patties you can get on any of the burgers. Another gimmick this place has going for it is that they took and old school bus and basically gutted it and turned it into a dining area. I went of card since I was out of town and strayed from the typical cheeseburger option. I went with the Blues Burger which is your standard patty with steak sauce, a healthy serving of blue cheese and topped with an onion ring. It was like there was a party in my mouth. I wish this place was in Anchorage because it would rival Tommy’s. I’m not saying this because I was drunk and walked like 2 miles to get there, it was actually really good. I had already had a burger at the brewery earlier that day and this blew it out of the water. I love burgers so I was obviously excited to eat one. But this was different. It is like when you are going to see a movie you are really anticipating. Like when I saw the new Bond movie this last weekend. I’m going to like it because its a Bond movie, but then I find out they have this hot like number, Lea Seydoux, who looks like a young Amy Smart with a better rack. Double bonus. Just takes it to another level. So to any of my peeps out there who are going to be in Seward any time soon (well, next summer because it basically shuts down in the winter) hit up Red’s, you won’t be disappointed.